10 Reasons Why My Sister Is A Burden To Us All.

1) She bitches about a lack of money, yet she has no job.
2) She is offered a high-paying job which she can choose her own hours, yet she doesn't accept it.
3) My parents gave her a 2000 Ford Explorer, fully loaded, which she has put through two accidents, and is currently over her oil change by a little over 2000 miles.
4) She has her own apartment which she doesn't pay for.
5) She goes to college away from home, has failed a few classes in the past, and my parents havn't seen a dime of contribution from her, not even an offer.
6) It's not uncommon for her to use my parents check cards and not pay her back.
7) Not only does she steal money from my parents, often she "borrows" money from my parents and never returns the payment.
8) She once acummulated a 1000 dollar phone bill, in a single month, on our home phone due to long distance calling, which she promised to pay back, but in actuallity she only payed back 100.
9) She owns a cell phone which my parents help her pay for.
10) She's a selfish ungrateful bitch.